Are we talking about the HUMONGOUS shrimp we saw at the Webster Flea Market this morning? Nope!
Are we talking about all the people who get suckered into buying bargain junk "stuff"? Maybe.....
The darn thing has one of those "express" manuals, too...You know...you open it up and there's two language versions, English and Spanish and they are about as short as short can be...There's the list of parts but they don't tell you how to put it together. The manual is rife with mispellings and grammar errors....They give you a bunch of recipes that are short and not much explanation to those either...like which blade to use is not mentioned in any of them. But that's ok....now I just gotta figure out how to put it together....Geez, there's a lot of parts!
Wanna buy some sugar cane, little girl? Here's the REAL stuff!